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Here's an article for the opera devotee. Opera composers are busy people, but sometimes they don't get the title quite right the first time.
Here's a list of 120 opera titles that didn't make it past the dress-rehearsal:
Bizet: Vanmen
Bizet (again): Les pecheurs de prawns
Monteverdi: L'Incontinenzione di Poppea
Handel: Dynorodelinda
Handel: Semoline
Gluck: Inceste
Mozart: Mitridate, re di Pontypridd
Mozart: Il bartender di Siviglia
Mozart: Die Zauberbanjo
Beethoven: Infidelio
Spontini: La Vest (string)
Rossini: FakeTancredi
Donizetti: Spag Bolena
Bellini: Norman
Wagner: The Flying Dutchcap
Verdi: Limpelio
Verdi: Rigomorto
Verdi: Un balloon in maschera
Wagner: Der meistercrooner von Nurnberg
Wagner: Das Rheintanzanite
Wagner: Die Shufflekure
Verdi: FirstAida
Mussorgsky: Boris Reasonablunov
Strauss: Die Fledersquirrel
Wagner: Damntheguttering
Saint-Saens: Samsung and the Lilo (the perfect opera for the beach)
Verdi: Simon Boccaafricanamerican
Delibes: Shishme
Massanet: Personon
Strauss: The person of no fixed abode baron.
Tchaikovsky: The Queen of AfricanAmericans
Verdi: Realstaff
Rimsky-Korsakov: Happyko
Debussy: Pelleas and his smelly sandals
Verdi: Madama Slug
Lehar: The Smeary Window
Delius: The Village Romeo and Julian
Dukas: Ariane et Barbe-ginger
Richard Strauss: Powercutta
Wolf-Ferrari: Ill secretion di Susanna
Rossini: Il Turdo in Italia
Puccini: La Fan Chiller del West End (air-conditioned theatres)
Richard Strauss: Der Pansykavalier
Richard Strauss: Ariadne auf Neasden
Bartok: Bluebeard's End Terrace (with off-street parking)
Richard Strauss: Die Frau ohne Scheisen
Massanet: Donkey Shot
Gershwin: Porky and Butch
Menotti: The XXL
Britten: Bertie Sprat
Menotti: The iPhone
Menotti: Amahl and the Night Visitors and the Social Worker and the Registered List
Verdi: Inani
Tchaikowsky: YouGin? OneGin!
Bellini: I Impuritani
Krenek: Jonny Spielt Banjo
Janacek: Katya KabtoBrixton
Rossini: La Donner Del Lager
Poulenc: La Voix Grenouillante
Catalani: Where's Wally?
Donizetti: Excretia Bogia
Wagner: Parsimonious
Bellini: Poliutio (a murky tale)
Richard Strauss: Salame
Rossini: Fullyramide
Walton: Sir John in Hove
Puccini: Candied Angelica
Sondheim: Onis Todd
Handel: Tamburino
Nyman: The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hag
Shostakovich: Snot
Stravinsky: The moving ho(e)
Britten: The Turn of the IKEA fitment
Mozart: Cozzie, fan, tutu (an opera about ballet)
Weber: Der Freiup
Verdi: I LombardDirecti (the loan arranger)
Verdi (really, it's too easy): Windy Miller
Mozart: Le Nose di Figaro (It's in for a long run)
Verdi: The Hilton Otello (a place to lay your head)
Verdi: The Sicilian Vespa (fast, economical and stylish)
Weill: The Rise and Fall of the City of MDF
Berlioz: Beatrice et Benedictine (the sorry tale of a love that tippled over into addiction)
Hindemith: Cardillac Arrest
Rossini: La Cenebuytoletola (following the demise of the rental market)
Britten: Deaf in Venice
Meyerbeer: What's that din (or Pardon My French)
Busoni: Trainee Nurse Faust (the doktor will be along shortly)
Prokofiev: The Duennythingforcash
Stravinsky: The Fire extinguisher Bird (Health and Safety)
Thomas: Cheese and Ham Omelette
Humperdinck: Hans Werner Henze und Gretel
Weill: Miserable End
Weill: The Seven Deadly Singers
Maxwell Davies: Eight Songs For A Mad Baritone
Ravel: Quinze minutes Espagnole (at time and a half)
Mozart: The UnimpressAria
Lalo: Le Roi D'Yfronts
Rimsky-Korsakov: KönigskinderSurprise (there's a hidden toy inside each one)
Reimann: Leer (a king with a roving eye)
Donizetti: Lendus di Chamouleather
Wagner: Longandgrim
Verdi: The Scottish Widow Play
Poulenc: Les Mammals de Tiresias (coming soon on ZooTV)
Donizetti:Maria's Too Hard (the stirring tale of a prizewinning Scottish female boxer)
Rossini: Mose is an Eedjit (a great tenor role)
Bellini: Abnorma (the subject of a Channel Five documentary)
Britten: Noye's Incontinence
Monteverdi: Orfullo
Dvorak: Rusalkaselzer
Wagner: Siegincarcerated
Richard Strauss: The Talking Woman (well, the Silent Woman is mythological...)
Walton: Sir John in't Loo
Bellini: Il Piranha (starring Marina Callous)
Massenet: Silk Thaiis
Puccini: Tosser
Verdi: La Travelscrabble
Wagner: Tristan and 'is older sister
Berg: Catsick
Sullivan: HMRC Pinafore (investigation pending)
and finally Puccini: PerDiem (Touring Dough)
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